The End Of The Internet

Last Updated 21st of September, 2001

The dark clouds are forming. An eerie silence has come over the place. People are starting to panic, and soon, widespread confusion and violence will ensue. What is happening? You are about to experience...The End Of The Internet.

Right now, you are probably trying to think of what to do. Should I get my family and friends? Should I run into the bank and clear out my life savings? Should I finally succumb to the passions I have held inside me, all my life, and finally reveal my true feelings for Kermit The Frog? With only one hour until The End Of The Internet, you might as well do whatever it is that will make you feel happy, and forget about the impending disaster. And right here, are a few tips for what you can do.

First of all, with nearly any disaster, such as this one, you will need a survival guide. For years, scientists, politicians, and computer nerds have fought long and hard about what to do if The End Of The Internet ever eventuated. No-one could agree on what should be included, and what people should do. However, there is one man who has developed a Survival Guide. It is the best Survival Guide, for The End Of The Internet, that you will ever find, and it was written by a man named CyberBob.

With all the panic and confusion that is going on, as more and more people learn of The End Of The Internet, there are innocent people that are getting hurt. People are falling over and getting squashed as the madness increases. If you are one of the unfortunate ones who have received an injury, then you better head to the hospital.

Whenever there is panic and confusion, and mob rule comes into effect, as it is now that more people have found out about The End Of The Internet, looting becomes rife. People will run into nearly house, or nearly any business, and grab all that they possibly can. However, there is one set of shops, free from the looting...and if you want to buy a gift for someone to make up with them before the inevitable happens, then why don't you wander over to Holly's Shopping Mall.

The End Of The Internet is still fast approaching, and people are being silly now. They are jumping in their cars, and trying to get as far away as they possibly can. But what use is that, as when The End Of The Internet comes, that will be it. No more. The End. But if you do want to get away quicker than the multitude of cars available, then head on over to the railway page, where they may offer some rail travel alternatives.

When people are stressed, or they need something to occupy their spare moments, some turn to sport as a release. It does not matter what sort of sport it is, but sport can be a release from pressure, stress, and the thoughts of The End Of The Internet. If you feel you need a sporting fix to help you cope with The End Of The Internet, then the Australian Email Wrestling Federation is where you should go.

As previously mentioned, some people resort to sport, as a release from stress and tension. Some people also resort to music for their release. If you are the sort of person who needs a music fix right now, to cope with The End Of The Internet, then Garbage is your cure.

After all of the running around, with the panic that has ensued from the fast approaching End Of The Internet, you must be famished. You must be desperately needing something to eat. Well, look no further, as CyberBob has kindly re-introduced the world famous CyberBob's Restaurant, with an all new menu, and if you are hungry, go and check it out. And yes, this is also a reference to the Restaurant AT The End Of The Universe, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, and the late Douglas Adams.

Well...what is left? The seconds are ticking away. Mere moments are left, until The End Of The Internet occurs. So you might as well follow the following link, for what you are going to experience anyway.