Firstly, why do you need a Survival Guide? Well, when any disaster strikes, everyone has a set of procedures that they carry out, so that they can survive that disaster. Emergency services have them, governments have them, even the local corner store has them. Therefore, with The End Of The Internet surely a disaster to many, a Survival Guide is needed, so you may continue to exist after the disaster.
Secondly, what makes CyberBob good enough to produce a Survival Guide? Well, CyberBob is no internet expert. He is no famous programmer. He is no computer nerd. And he is certainly no scientist. CyberBob is merely an experienced internet surfer, and realised that there was a need for a survival guide, should the internet ever end.
Now, for the moment you have been waiting for...the contents of the Survival Guide. There are three main sections of the Survival Guide, three sections that will help you last out The End Of The Internet, and maybe even pull your life together afterwards.
The first section of the Survival Guide is titled Inside CyberBob. In Inside CyberBob, CyberBob guides you through various things to do with his own life, and by these examples, will help to show you what you need to consider and think about, as The End Of The Internet approaches.
The second section of the Survival Guide is titled CyberBob's Leisure World. In CyberBob's Leisure World, CyberBob has provided all of the things he does, for leisure. Things like television, movies, sports, music, are all contained here, and the reason why CyberBob has them in the Survival Guide, is to guide you through some things you can do, to forget about the impending End Of The Internet.
The third and final section of the Survival Guide is CyberBob's Funpark. You want happiness? You want adventure? Then come to CyberBob's Funpark, the happiest place in the world. Everything to make you happy, is right here. Jokes, Puzzles, Games, you name it. After you visit CyberBob's Funpark, you will totally forget that The End Of The Internet is approaching.
© 2001 Robert Selman.